Dear Urho
I know It’s summer season and you are probably knee deep in helping every tourist and passerby at the docks, but I wanted to take a few minutes of your time to tell you about my travel.
I’m currently in a warzone. I’m also at least fifteen times bigger than the little critters going at it, so do not worry for my safety. I came here to search for a pair of earrings. How big are the earrings then? You are probably wondering. And that’s the awkward part, the jewel...